When we were young

Remember when nothing ever had a double meaning.

kissing was nasty, boys had cooties.

you were popular if you had a new toy not if you were a jerk,

people liked you if you were nice not cool.

wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut.

there was no such thing as gay your friends would always be on your side and nothing would get between you.

If you were friends with a boy id didn't mean you liked him.

the only thing you drank was grape juice.

smoking was nasty.

the only thing that got broken was toys and bones.

mommy was your hero, goodbye only meant until tomorrow.

now look at your life it's the total opposite of this

now here is the funny part the only thing I remember was wanting to grow up.