You might be a redneck.

so a peaceful sit down fire right?

NO, actually quite wrong there..

when you get a bunch of rednecks

together its everything

but peaceful.

Its Fun.

not alot of people no what

that means these day

so lets teach ya a little something.

First off:

A fire has to include

a line full of trucks pulling up to park

with windows rolled down and country

music playing as loud as you can get it.

second:

you need some flammable liquid to get the

fire going. like a can of ether for instance

oh rednecks trust me they have plenty

Caution:

when the can starts on fire don't

go kicking the can in the fire

trust me it wont turn out pretty

you will have quite the explosion on your hands.

oh and try not to throw a lighter in either

even though its pretty funny

to watch everyone jump back when it blows.

Third:

remember to bring a few hatchets

along to try to cut down some 30 foot tall

trees, and be sure to give a nice big yell

"timber"

when it gives way.

and please dont try climbing

the tree after its already cut down.

now thats just dumb

but what do ya know

rednecks tried it.

Fourth

make sure to buy a nice big

grill to put on the front of your truck

it might come in handy

when you are trying to run over trees.

but be careful of the roots coming

out and making it so you cant pull out your truck

after.. so you might need to bring along another truck

to pull ya out.. oh and remember the tow rope

you always need one of those hanging

around us.

If you do any of these

on a day to day basis

you might be a redneck.

Thanks for reading and

have a good night.